Stop right there Minori chan! That Japanese bikini is anything but beach legal! Didn't you read the sign? This beach is for retirees and we don't need a bunch of old guys walking around with viagra woods scaring the old women! You either need to cover up your sexy self or leave! What's that? You don't agree? Well why don't you step into my office, have a seat on the couch, and we can go over the rules. Don't think you're talking me out of it either, this isn't a game show and there's no physical challenge! I'm a professional and I've seen my share of wild Japanese girls out here on this beach. Of course, that might be the smallest bikini I've ever seen. Oh dear!'